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fartility 

The state or quality of producing, or capability of producing copious amounts of flatulence.
John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
fartility by jks_ April 22, 2013

furtility pants 

Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.
Bec wore her furtility pants to yoga on Friday then went straight to the singles bar.
furtility pants by halfmoonbrighton January 11, 2020

Fertility Pouch 

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state
Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.

Fertility Awareness 

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.
Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!

fertility 

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck
I'm in fertility
fertility by MackSneale February 21, 2017

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.
I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.
Parade of Fertility by Jake October 13, 2004
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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