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Flirtility

The quality or state of being flirtatious
He was amazed by Rose's Flirtility and it made him want her even more.

Studies have shown that brunettes flirtility levels are much higher than blondes, because they are compelled to try harder.
by AKPolekat December 27, 2012
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fartility

The state or quality of producing, or capability of producing copious amounts of flatulence.
John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
by jks_ April 22, 2013
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furtility pants

Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.
Bec wore her furtility pants to yoga on Friday then went straight to the singles bar.
by halfmoonbrighton January 11, 2020
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Fertility Pouch

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state
Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.
by Me.....and other people October 21, 2010
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Fertility Awareness

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.
Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!
by chartyourfertility April 16, 2019
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fertility

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck
I'm in fertility
by MackSneale February 21, 2017
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Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.
I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.
by Jake October 13, 2004
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