Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006

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Flirtalian

The one really cocky Italian guy that wants to take all the girls for a nice long ride on his Vespa.

Girl 1: oh that guys kinda cute

Girl 2: oo honey no. He's a flirtalian.

Flirtalian by Cheesecrackers December 14, 2014

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firstable

What an idiot says instead of First Of All.

Firstable, I am a fuck whit that doesn’t understand English so your argument is invalid

firstable by DumbAsses November 12, 2014

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flimsable

something that is flimsy yet flexable.

This spork is very flimsable

flimsable by KaileyDebra January 8, 2007

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Flirtalicious

When a persons physical attractiveness and or personality makes them irresistible to flirt with.

Damn man, Bredgett is so flirtalicious, I just can't resist flirting her up everytime I see her! Hope her boyfriend doesn't find out!!! He'll kill me!

Flirtalicious by UnoWho a.k.a B*G S*xy February 23, 2009

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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