Sarah: "I wonder how the orbit of the ISS is around the world! You know the world is flat so the orbit should be strange."
Mike: "HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU FLEARTHER"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'