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Flexpectation 

The expected standard of one’s fit (clothing, especially when assembled into a cohesive aesthetic). This can apply to anyone including one’s self. The standard can be broken either positively or negatively depending on the level of flex in relation to the person.
Damn, you see Dan’s fit today? That Saint Laurent coat with the Ksubi to match... shit crushed my exflectations.

Dude did you catch a look at Dylan’s fit today? Those beat up vans and the John Elliot denim were not the move. Smh I had such high flexpectations.
Flexpectation by socks June 15, 2019
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Flexpectation 

The anxious anticipation of receiving recognition or praise for a personal achievement, often demonstrated by obnoxiously bragging or showing off on social media. A flexpectation may also include the expectation of receiving gifts, free drinks, or other perks from friends or acquaintances who are impressed by the achievement.
Example: "Tommy had a massive flexpectation when he finally completed his 100th level of Candy Crush. He posted a screenshot of the achievement on Facebook, wrote a 1,000-word post about the strategies he used to get there, and even created a hashtag #CandyCrushMasterTommy. He was hoping to get at least 100 likes and a few congratulatory comments, and maybe even a free dessert from his favorite restaurant. Unfortunately, his flexpectation was not met, and he only got a few likes and some eye-rolling emojis from his friends."
Flexpectation by Flex777 April 21, 2023
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Fexpectation

An overwhelming fear brought on by overwhelming expectations. Most commonly experienced by students, young adults, and background friends.
Maintaining good grades is giving me a major fexpectation.
Fexpectation by BackgroundFriend December 5, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016