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flexibility 

Being able to bend into some pretty badass sex positions.
I can eat myself out

Whoah she must be flexible

I excel in flexibility
flexibility by BubbleGumBitch April 29, 2014
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Entrepreneurial flexibility 

Making it impossible for your customers and suppliers not to do business with you.
"SRS's entrepreneurial flexibility gives them a competitive advantage over competitors because they constantly stay ahead of market needs in terms of customers and suppliers."

Law of Scientific Flexibility

The principle that science is flexible—capable of bending, adapting, and evolving without breaking. Science is not a rigid set of eternal truths but a living, breathing process that flexes to accommodate new evidence, new methods, new questions. A flexible science can admit error, change course, incorporate criticism, and grow stronger. An inflexible "science" is dogma wearing a lab coat. The Law of Scientific Flexibility distinguishes genuine science from pseudoscience: real science bends; pseudoscience breaks. Flexibility is not weakness; it's the source of science's strength, its ability to survive contact with reality.
Example: "When new evidence contradicted her hypothesis, she didn't cling to it—she flexed. The Law of Scientific Flexibility meant changing her mind was not failure but function. Her critics called her inconsistent; she called herself scientific. Flexibility had done its work: keeping her aligned with evidence, not ego."

Law of Logical Flexibility

The principle that logic is flexible—capable of adapting to different domains, questions, and purposes without losing its rigor. A flexible logic can incorporate new rules, modify old ones, and shift its standards as needed. An inflexible logic is a straightjacket, not a tool. The Law of Logical Flexibility distinguishes between logic as living discipline and logic as dead dogma: real logic flexes; fake logic fractures. Flexibility is not inconsistency; it's the capacity to apply consistent principles across diverse contexts.
Example: "She used different logics for different problems—formal logic for mathematics, informal logic for everyday arguments, legal logic for contracts. The Law of Logical Flexibility meant this was not confusion but competence. Each logic flexed to fit its domain. Her critics called her inconsistent; she called herself adaptive. Flexibility had done its work: matching tool to task."

Theory of the Flexibility of the Laws of Physics

A theoretical framework proposing that the laws of physics are not rigid, immutable decrees but flexible patterns that can adapt, shift, or change under certain conditions. This theory challenges the traditional view of laws as eternal and unchanging, suggesting instead that they might be more like habits of nature—regularities that emerged with the universe and could, in principle, change. The flexibility of physical laws might manifest in extreme conditions (inside black holes, at the Big Bang), through quantum effects (where probabilities rather certainties reign), or through unknown mechanisms that allow law-like behavior to vary across cosmic epochs. The theory doesn't claim that anything goes, but that the boundaries of physical possibility might be less fixed than traditionally assumed—that nature has room to maneuver within its own rules.
Theory of the Flexibility of the Laws of Physics Example: "She wondered whether the constants of nature might have been different in the early universe—a question that presupposes the flexibility of physical laws. If they could be different then, could they change now? The theory opens possibilities traditional physics forecloses."

Flexinility 

Descriptor for an elderly person who is adept at Yoga.
Alternatively someone who claims great mental flexibility as they are constantly forgetting things.
He was astounded at his great grandmother's flexinility after her nursing home Yoga class.
Flexinility by Aceyducey September 25, 2018

flexibilitics 

Sporting events done by people who are flexible doing flexible things with their flexible bodies.
The contortionist won gold medals at the flexibilitics.
flexibilitics by The Blunns November 6, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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