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Definitions by Aceyducey

Congratumiserations

The expression of simultaneous congratulations and commiseration toward a person whose achievement, promotion, success, or new opportunity is recognised as bringing with it increased responsibility, workload, pressure, or expectation.

Extended definition:
A social response acknowledging that while an accomplishment is worthy of celebration, it also marks the beginning of new challenges or burdens. Congratumiserations recognise both the success itself and the often unavoidable costs that accompany it.

Usage notes:
Typically used when someone receives a promotion, leadership role, award, major contract, academic qualification, public office, or other achievement that is expected to increase demands on their time, responsibilities, or stress.
Your project successfully went live for five million users last night and you now have hundreds of thousands of support requests?
Congratumiserations!

Congratumiserations on making partner—I’m thrilled for you, but I know you’ll barely see your family for the next year.
Because it should be a word.
Lumpine should be a word.
Lumpine by Aceyducey August 8, 2022

can-do capitalism 

A version of capitalism based on telling people what to buy and how to live in order to force them to behave in ways that solves climate change.

Often involves establishing rules around what people 'can do' and therefore what they 'cannot do'.

The concept was designed in Australia as an alternative to 'cannot-do' capitalism, where people were empowered to make their own choices as there were no rules proscribing what they could not do. Also related to laissez faire economics.
Scott Morrison says 'can-do capitalism' will solve climate change
can-do capitalism by Aceyducey November 10, 2021

Chi Chamber 

A space filled with psychic energy. Commonly found in a meditation retreat or in the home of an intensive practitioner of eastern meditation and/or medicine.
This room is my chi chamber where I meditate to focus my chi.
Chi Chamber by Aceyducey March 28, 2020

Flexinility 

Descriptor for an elderly person who is adept at Yoga.
Alternatively someone who claims great mental flexibility as they are constantly forgetting things.
He was astounded at his great grandmother's flexinility after her nursing home Yoga class.
Flexinility by Aceyducey September 25, 2018

alliterati 

Seldom seen secret society seeking speech sovereignty. Some say is sinister.
Alliterati are secret silly!
alliterati by Aceyducey September 1, 2012