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The act of swinging around a freshly washed fleshlight as if it were nunchucks in an attempt to dry it out quickly.
Back off before I have to use fleshfu on you
Fleshfu by Logurt With the Gogurt November 27, 2024
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The act of swinging around a freshly washed fleshlight as if it were nunchucks in an attempt to dry it out quickly.
Back up before I have to use fleshfu
Fleshfu by Logurt With the Gogurt November 27, 2024

fleshtuber 

An online content creator who livestreams as themselves; unlike others who use choose to use models, rigs, or animations to represent them.
TheStarlessAbstract is a fleshtuber who enjoys in dying a lot (for no reason), and doing Jägerbombs on the weekends for his community who loves and respects him very much.
fleshtuber by design_by_booty January 11, 2023

Canopy Flashfuck 

The sexual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then fucks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his penis.
Canopy Flashfucking is a weird way of saying "i'm too lazy for sex"
Canopy Flashfuck by Blankerson September 13, 2011

fleshfriend 

Someone you know in real life, having met them the olde waye -- through other friends, through word, at a club, what have you. The key is that you first met them *in the flesh."
"Who, Anne? Oh, we email, but she's been my fleshfriend for ages." "Hey man, fuck you, I actually have at least two fleshfriends."
fleshfriend by Xenu2001 July 26, 2008

fleshbulbs 

My girlfriend has the best fleshbulbs around.
fleshbulbs by brap August 16, 2008

fleshtuber 

a streamer or online personality of flesh as opposed to a virtual one ie. a vtuber.
pokimane is my favorite fleshtuber.
fleshtuber by angriegg March 3, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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