Flerg

1.) The state of a man's penis when it is not erect.

2.) The foreskin of a man's penis.

"man, that cold water sure gave me a flerg"

"aww dude, that bunk chick turned my wood to a flerg"

by Chris Donald January 10, 2008

Flerg

The state of a man's penis when it is not erect.

"Wut a think of dat holmes"
"Yo, dat bunk chick just gave me a flerg"

by Chris Skyler January 8, 2008

Flerg

An unattractive woman

Mike -"How was your blind date last night?"
Nick - "Dude, she was a total flerg!"

by sara bellum June 2, 2009

Fergulous

Someone who acts a lot like the Duchess of York is being overly fergulous.
A totally and completely legit word that the Scrabble dictionary should accept.

"Don't say a word"
(pause)
"Fergulous"
"Shawn, I said no words"
"Oh I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble and it's not a word, now suddenly it is a word, because it's convenient for you"

by Bser May 6, 2015

Fergasm

The feeling of euphoric happiness or sexual pleasure that occurs when a Craig Ferguson fan sees him do or hears him say something very sexy. This feeling is most often felt by cougars and teenaged girls. Something that is prone to give someone Fergasm is said to be Fergasmic.

"OMG, Craig's monologue last night was so hot!"
"I know, I almost had a Fergasm."
"But that part at the end where he opens his shirt and has his legs up on the desk always gives me Fergasm."

by FallOutGrrl July 31, 2009

Fergusoned

Abandoning someone who blindly supports you when they are no longer useful or convenient.

Heather was fergusoned in the parking lot when the police moved in and the protesters scattered like roaches.

by SnowApeKing February 21, 2015

fergify

When you exaggerate a song so much that it doesn't sound good or like the original. Named after Fergie's 2018 basketball national anthem.

"Did you see Fergie sing the national anthem?"
"Yeah. She totally fergifyed it."

by Pootrik April 15, 2018