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Flavor Top

When a stripper or whore takes your beer bottle, inserts the top of it into her vagina, then returns it to you for newly flavored consumption.
While Alex was in the bathroom doing blow, we had that nasty crack-whore stripper give his beer a Flavor Top.
by Oksana Baul December 9, 2008
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flavortones

A compound word without the hyphen coined by Mr. Chi City. Both the flavors AND the tones of any given food, though mainly used for spam.
"The ranch really brings out the flavortones of the spam, you know what I'm sayin? Yeahhhh I know about the flavortones! Dats a compound word. I got vocab AND compounds, which one you want?"--Mr. Chi City
by greedonious February 24, 2010
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Flavortown Fluid

Pour one can of coke, enough vodka to deal with your shitty kids, one half shot of lime juice, then stir in bong and take a fat rip, transfer into a cocktail glass and enjoy with a side of diarrhea-enducing Chipotle.
"I enjoy the finer things in life, such as a flavorful margarita on the rocks or a Flavortown Fluid."
by LeFrance July 21, 2018
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Flavortown

1. A mythical location referenced by Guy Fieri, on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. Flavortown is where the food is absolutely delicious and may or may not make you orgasm upon first bite. If you want to find Guy Fieri, all you have to do is find Flavortown.

2. A nickname for Columbus, Ohio.

3. Related to No. 2, this is the mythical place that Columbus residents, as well as visiting tourists and businesspeople, go to when they die. Flavortown is said to be full of tacos, pizzas, steak, porkchops, subs, fajitas, Therminators, etc. Glenn Yarborough and Conway Twitty were given honorary residency in Flavortown upon death by Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri often travels to Flavortown to feast in the Great Hall with everyone.
"Dude, I wanna meet Guy Fieri. My cooking is so good, we'd go to Flavortown."

"Let's go to Flavortown and watch the Buckeyes play at the Horseshoe."

"If you fuck with the locals in Columbus, they'll send you to Flavortown."
by TheSuperTrooper August 20, 2020
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Welcome to Flavortown

When you grab a friends drink, food, article of clothing etc and rub it against your genital (clothed preferably) area whilst yelling "welcome to Flavortown " thereby giving honor to Guy Fieri and inducing multiple chuckles, and creating an atmosphere of camaraderie.
Steve just gave the new guy the "welcome to Flavortown " greeting, I think he's an okay fella.
by bartleyrose May 23, 2021
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Flavortown

Let’s drive to Flavortown to see the Buckeyes play football.
by gracefulklutz June 21, 2020
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Flavortown

Getting the girl in your sack, with your sack
I took my girl to flavortown last night for the first time. It was amazing.
by Madonna Nudes May 7, 2015
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