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Flaudio is my soulmate.No,really.We have known each other since kindergarten,but at the time, we hadn’t spoken once.whenever I am with him or around him ,it feels like home,and I notice that he is always shy around me.That’s because he likes me.(i think that he even loves me).Whenever our eyes cross,it it like going into another universe,and I could stare in his eyes forever.Oh the art of eye contact. E.C is our thing,we have been drowning in each others eyes for years now,and I cant imagine how it will be without him.He lights up my days because even though he’s scared to shoot his shot,he still manages to be around me somehow.We have many things in common such as music,movies,sense of humor etc.Even though I may flirt&talk with other random guys,at the end of the day,all i think about is my warm place,Flaudio,the amazing Flaudio.
Chicago,Illinois
Flaudio makes me laugh everytime and he makes me laugh because he likes seeing me smile
Flaudio by EAME February 24, 2023
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Fraudiola 

Fraudiola is a bald overrated and overpaid coach from Spain who moves to a club outside Spain overhauls the team and still can’t win a champions league. Legends have it that he once spent one billion British pounds in an overrated oil Manchester club and still couldn’t win the champions league.
Many might deny but just as Ferguson never beat Fraudiola in the CL, Fraudiola might never beat Tuchel
Fraudiola by elsdawg August 31, 2021
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Fraudiola 

fraudiola is a name that people call guardiola because they think he is a fraud. an overpaid manager who coaches man shitty a billionaire owner and plastic fan base. people call pep fraudiola also cause he has coached the best team ever barcelona 2011 squad. pep has never coached a bad club thats why he is also called fraudiola because he wins free trophies by his team winning trophies to him.
john - "did you see fraudiola win another trophy with his overpowered team".

me - "yea i saw fraudiola and his overpowered team winning the game 6-0"
John - "any team would win a trophy with that overpowered teams"
me - "i agree with you john"
Fraudiola by anonymous June 1, 2020

Fraudiola 

Fraudiola is an overrated coach who is currently in Oilchester Shitty. Fraudiola is bald and uses his Fraud powers to bottle the UCL. To this day his record is still untouched. Out of the 9 ucl semi- final appearances, Fraudiola has managed to bottle 7.
1st guy: I think Guardiola is the greatest coach of all time.
2nd guy: LMAOOOOOO YOU MEAN FRAUDIOLA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 CAN'T EVEN WIN A UCL WITH OIL MONEY.
other 5 people: *dying with laughter*
Fraudiola by Pessi is my idol June 5, 2022

flaudsome 

flaudsome is one of the eels in the "little mermaid"by disney;flaudsome is the brother of jetsome and ursula is their owner they eventually die
disney comes up with a shitload of names such as flaudsome
flaudsome by janette wall July 1, 2003

flaudsome 

it means good and exciting and cool and cool
I think your very flaudsome
flaudsome by cheech June 30, 2003

flauding 

He is such a flauding
flauding by anonymous April 26, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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