Flato

The lesser known brother of the ancient Greek philosopher, Plato, a philosopher in his own right, but essentially disparaged and discriminated against due to his most profoundly noxious and horrific farting disorder which kept him isolated and later imprisoned in a sealed cell located underground.

Unfortunately nobody would listen to poor Flato, as to listen back then meant proximity and this was nearly impossible for anyone with a sense of smell to bear.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 02, 2023

flato

1. artist and pioneer in the noise music scene/composer/music theorist
2. 7th generation Jew
3. American immigrant
4 partner/husband/collaborator of B. Fleming

5. Taco Bell promoter

"you never give up! What are you, a flato?!"
"fuck, you totally flato-ed that!"
"Damn, that is flat-oH!"

by anonymous January 04, 2025