Flat cap 

A rounded, cloth cap that is absolutely brilliant.
Not a baseball cap.

Look at that awesome flat cap that dude is wearing!

Flat cap by Coolness951 April 9, 2012

Flat-Cap Driver 

Flat-Cap Driver refers to men of a certain age, 65+ out in their cars, usually on a Sunday afternoon but can be anytime really, who drive far slower than the road allows

Driving down the Motorway Maz and Giz encounter a slow car:

Maz (speaking out load to self): Hmm, come on it's not even Sunday, you're on a Motorway pick up some speed, you'll cause an accident driving this slow!!

Giz: Well what do you expect? Look you can see the driver, he's a flat-cap Driver, just overtake - can I poke my tongue out at him as we pass by?

Flat-Cap Driver by maz&giz March 8, 2010

flat cap man 

Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.

You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”

Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”

flat cap man by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025

flat -brimmed cap 

This cap is new out of the box and worn fresh with stickers entact. It is worn by one who prentends to show the status of their wealth by taking care of their clothes, keeping their jeans and clothes spotless, and through the fact that they are young hipsters, not all African, however generally from either LA, Northern California, or Brooklyn.

Dude, you are totally Santa Cruz with your flat -brimmed cap for an 8 year old.

flat -brimmed cap by USucka July 6, 2016

flat billed ball cap 

The 21st century dunce hat.

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.

flat billed ball cap by Kirkury May 29, 2022

flatcap 

someone who drives at 20mph - usually over the age of 70, with a queue of traffic waiting to overtake

a retirement area is flatcap country

flatcap by ogofygog August 10, 2009