Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.

Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.

by Angie Says So June 8, 2015

Flat Packer

A slur for someone from Sweden

Person 1: Well you cant trust those flat packers anyway!
Person 2: that's true, the Swedish can't be trusted.

by JustSamDJ December 20, 2025

flat pecker

Term used to describe women, pussies, or cunts.

Check out that flat pecker.

by Cody Peterson April 17, 2007

flat packed

What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.

After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.

by the original imac March 16, 2010

Fratpacker

Sexual perversion; man who enjoy's spreading his man seeds to others through baking his love juice into cakes and other tasty treats.

A Fratpacker goes into work with a lovely homemade cake, baked fresh that morning. Little do his fellow workmates know, the cake is spiced with several spoonfuls of his very own love juice.

by monkeychamp1981 March 26, 2010

Flatbacker

A redneck hooker who lays on her back for a living . To make money

That small town had alot of flatbackers .

by Brandi m dukes July 10, 2017

flatbacker

Someone who fucks their way to the top. On their flat back!

That whore is so stupid. There's no way she got her high paying position because of her brains. She is just a flatbacker.

by Dogofalljones May 16, 2017