Flat Bro

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.

He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)

by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021

Flat Broke

Penniless. Can't afford to even break-dance. No money whatsoever.

i am Flat Broke!

by AspenNomad June 12, 2014

flat-ass broke

When you get so broke that eating nothing makes your ass skinny.

Guy #1: Daaaamn, girl got no back.

Guy #2: Why dat?

Guy #1: She flat-ass broke, man.

by RockStar2012 March 1, 2011

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

by rickyboi January 11, 2016

ford bronco on 4 flat tires

When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num

Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

by Syndrome March 14, 2016

brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.

"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."

by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017