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Flat Broke 

Penniless. Can't afford to even break-dance. No money whatsoever.
Flat Broke by AspenNomad June 12, 2014

flat-ass broke 

When you get so broke that eating nothing makes your ass skinny.
Guy #1: Daaaamn, girl got no back.

Guy #2: Why dat?

Guy #1: She flat-ass broke, man.
flat-ass broke by RockStar2012 March 1, 2011

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel 

So cheap it's almost free.
This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

ford bronco on 4 flat tires 

When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num
Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

brown flat 

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
brown flat by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017