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Flat Broke 

Penniless. Can't afford to even break-dance. No money whatsoever.
Flat Broke by AspenNomad June 12, 2014

flat-ass broke 

When you get so broke that eating nothing makes your ass skinny.
Guy #1: Daaaamn, girl got no back.

Guy #2: Why dat?

Guy #1: She flat-ass broke, man.
flat-ass broke by RockStar2012 March 1, 2011

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel 

So cheap it's almost free.
This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

ford bronco on 4 flat tires 

When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num
Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

brown flat 

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
brown flat by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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