Flapjacker

When your masturbating and you flip your dick over and under in your hands , just like flipping a pancake.
Wow, Steve is a real flapjacker.
by MoonlightXxx July 23, 2021
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Flapjacker

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.
I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.
by Peter McFucknuckles January 31, 2007
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Flapjacker

A creepy, unregistered sex offender who sneaks into young, unsuspecting girls houses and engages them in sexual intercourse. This particular kind of intercourse involves pancakes, syrup, berries or any other kind of pancake topping.
Dude, I totally pulled a Flapjacker on my gf last night!
by Pancake Fluffer March 19, 2011
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flapjacks

low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.
When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.
by Copie Boy November 06, 2002
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Flapjacks

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.
Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!
by Rocco1 December 07, 2003
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Flapjacking

A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.
Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.
by crankbait July 27, 2012
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Flapjacking

That girls ass was so round and fat that I was flapjacking that shit all night long!!
by jjstl April 27, 2010
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