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somebody who is obviously on meth...
a flailer is that guy you might have seen like at the convenient store, he bounces when he walks, and kinda spins when he turns a corner, he over exaggerates his movements... like digging extra extra deep into his pocket while reaching for change... (you know you've seen the type, the fidgety meth-head) that dudes a flailer.
flailer by omnisgnosis September 29, 2012

Flailure 

Failing while being high on methamphetamines. Failing while flailing.
"Ever since my brother Keno, got into drugs he has become a complete flailure."
Flailure by Da Flailure June 17, 2017
One who does all of their coke early in the evening and then freaks the fuck out.
"I've got to go man, I've got to go back to Westbrook." (flails arms wildly and blinks and twiches face rapidly)
-Fat Chad the flailer
Flailer by Alalalala May 2, 2008

flailarino 

basically what a flail is, except with a little zest
Joe Borowski totally flailed and blew that save against the A's. It cost me 2 grr and a sando. What a flailarino.
flailarino by Kevin Gilks June 12, 2007

Flailosophy 

The pondering of a flailer. A way of understanding things from the perspective of a meth addict.
My peers and I have our own perspectives and ideals that we call our flailosophy.
Flailosophy by So Short October 8, 2017

flailocopter 

To flail with such fortitude that one can be considered taking ones flail to a new height, as when done when flying a helicopter.
That guy is DEFINITELY a flailocopter pilot!
flailocopter by atm0sph November 8, 2007