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fottesega
italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.
FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.
FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"
2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark
3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"
2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark
3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
frotting
Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.
The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.
Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .
The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.
Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .
"I don't like anal because when you pull out it gives you shitdick. I prefer frotting."
"My bro Jake and I give each other HJs sometimes when we're blue balling, but I tried frotting with him last night and came buckets!"
"My bro Jake and I give each other HJs sometimes when we're blue balling, but I tried frotting with him last night and came buckets!"
frotting by WhiskeyAndCigarettes November 7, 2012
Frottaging
A type of perverted sexual solace performed by men against completely innocent members of the public, often in full view of their compatriots. It is normally associated with inverted men, but can also be performed by normal males against females. An inverted or normal man will select his frottaging ‘victim’ in, say, a crowded train, and approach them in as innocent a manner as possible. They will then rub their genital area or loins against them in an act of simulated sex before making off as quickly as possible. Most disgusting. Young ladies have also been victims to this disgraceful practice, and I urge you all to be very wary of young men who approach you in public areas!
‘Fred was bending over in the shop, tying his shoelaces, when a bloke came up behind him and started frottaging him, thrusting his loins against Fred’s bum. Fred turned around and the bloke made off like lightening.’
Frottaging by Colonel Barnaby January 20, 2023
fjortis
There are two different fjortis species that can be found in sweden. on one hand there is the trash-fjortis, and on the other hand there is the brat-fjortis.
A fjortis is a swedish, over maked-up (read carroty orange), usually with (dyed)blond hair in her early teens. They dress up as skanks, sometimes they go to partys in nothing but underwear (thong and lace bra). To dress up as a playmate on halloween is a must. when they are old enough to pull off a fake id,or travels to aya napa, they desperatley try to order a "häxa" in the bar to fin out that they dont serve a drink containing more than four different alcohols mixed together in a petflaska.
The trash fjortis usually lives in not so well off suburbs or smaller cities like Karlskrona, Skärhamn or Gothenburg. A normal friday or saturday night they can be found out drinking in parks or busstations or if in Stockholm, in the subways with the ambition to hook up with as many ppl as possible, gender doesnt matter (applies to all fjortis speices). they usually wear baggy yoga pants with their thongs well visible drawn up to their waists combined with cheap tops from H&M or Gina tricot and mad-padded pushup bras. but no boobs. they normaly choose barn och fritid (babysitting and asswiping courses)as their major in gymnasiet (highschool-college-ich).
The brat-fjortis lives in welthier suburbs to Stockholm, or on Östermalm. They are alot like the trash-fjortis, but with an ounce more cash-flow. They spend most of their monthly allowance (read their parents money)on bronzing powder, tanning beds and paying older siblings for ciggarettes and booze. They prefer more well-dressed alternatives, such as short, short skirts and shorts and flats, rather than yoga pants and pumaskor. they have all adapted to the "Lidingö accent" where the "i" is pronounced as "yyyiiii" wich is seen as a sign of wealth. They get more and more slutty for every generation. easily spotted in the croud due to their red/bright blue winterjacket worn all year around aka a fjällräven (check google for pics). Gåsjackorna by canada goose are still seen on the tarshfjortisar of the stockholm region (in the smaller cities like gothenburg they still havent even bocome popular. give it a couple of years)
A common interest among all fjortisar is to make out(strula) with as many people as possible during the same night without evan knowing their names. once again, gender DOES NOT matter.
A fjortis is a swedish, over maked-up (read carroty orange), usually with (dyed)blond hair in her early teens. They dress up as skanks, sometimes they go to partys in nothing but underwear (thong and lace bra). To dress up as a playmate on halloween is a must. when they are old enough to pull off a fake id,or travels to aya napa, they desperatley try to order a "häxa" in the bar to fin out that they dont serve a drink containing more than four different alcohols mixed together in a petflaska.
The trash fjortis usually lives in not so well off suburbs or smaller cities like Karlskrona, Skärhamn or Gothenburg. A normal friday or saturday night they can be found out drinking in parks or busstations or if in Stockholm, in the subways with the ambition to hook up with as many ppl as possible, gender doesnt matter (applies to all fjortis speices). they usually wear baggy yoga pants with their thongs well visible drawn up to their waists combined with cheap tops from H&M or Gina tricot and mad-padded pushup bras. but no boobs. they normaly choose barn och fritid (babysitting and asswiping courses)as their major in gymnasiet (highschool-college-ich).
The brat-fjortis lives in welthier suburbs to Stockholm, or on Östermalm. They are alot like the trash-fjortis, but with an ounce more cash-flow. They spend most of their monthly allowance (read their parents money)on bronzing powder, tanning beds and paying older siblings for ciggarettes and booze. They prefer more well-dressed alternatives, such as short, short skirts and shorts and flats, rather than yoga pants and pumaskor. they have all adapted to the "Lidingö accent" where the "i" is pronounced as "yyyiiii" wich is seen as a sign of wealth. They get more and more slutty for every generation. easily spotted in the croud due to their red/bright blue winterjacket worn all year around aka a fjällräven (check google for pics). Gåsjackorna by canada goose are still seen on the tarshfjortisar of the stockholm region (in the smaller cities like gothenburg they still havent even bocome popular. give it a couple of years)
A common interest among all fjortisar is to make out(strula) with as many people as possible during the same night without evan knowing their names. once again, gender DOES NOT matter.
Gertrud- Oh my! are you walkin in yours sleep or why did you bring your comforter?
Liizzzza@pa(fjortis)- uuuuhm, this is my 4800 kr fjällräven!
old gertrud- children these days.....(goes and sews herself a jacket out of her old comforter to maintain top notch)
Liizzzza@pa(fjortis)- uuuuhm, this is my 4800 kr fjällräven!
old gertrud- children these days.....(goes and sews herself a jacket out of her old comforter to maintain top notch)
fottiti
guy: ke bel culo! ke ne dici di prenderci dento 'sta spada?
girl: ke cazzo hai detto? fottiti!
guy: what a piece of ass! how 'bout takin' this sword in it?
girl: what the fuck did ya say? fuck yourself!
girl: ke cazzo hai detto? fottiti!
guy: what a piece of ass! how 'bout takin' this sword in it?
girl: what the fuck did ya say? fuck yourself!