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Fitch Bitch 

The annoyingly up themselves people who, because they wear exclusively "Abercrombe and Fitch" clothing think that it gives them a free pass to piss off the world while thinking that they are better than it
Man 1: Jesus I can't believe Tommy just snubbed the boss!

Man 2: Yeah well there was a sale of A&F and he bought pretty much everything!

Man 1: He's turned into such a Fitch Bitch

fitch bitch 

A girl who wears abercrombie clothing every day of the year.

Can often be seen driving the Mercedes mommy and daddy bought her.
"Check out that fitch bitch over there with her starbucks latté"
fitch bitch by obey1 January 21, 2004

Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch 

What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!

We run to the alley

Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.

fitchbitch 

A girl who only wears Abercrombie and Fitch and is a total hottie. She says "OMG" on a regular basis as well. She probably has perfect hair and has a hot boyfriend. She owns the school. =
Ugly girl: ohhh look at that fitchbitch! I wish I could be like her. Shes perfect.

Ugly boy: uhhh yeah! I would tap that.
fitchbitch by lydsia January 2, 2007

Fitchbitch 

"That fitchbitch could not look any preppier, can she?"
Fitchbitch by Laylaisamodel October 16, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019