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fists of fury 

Fists of fury is a sexual manoevre. It can performed by any combination of males and females (mf, ff, mm). It involves (as the title suggests) furious fisting action. Fists fly everywhere in this position as the inflictor flails their arms wildly searching for a vulnerable orifice to attack. Once spotted, they lunge forward in a Bruee Lee-esqe jab and penetrate deeply.

Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
>>> Trent: "ur such a hot guy, i wanna fist ur anus all night long... You better watch out for my FISTS OF FURY! cuz they'll get ya."

>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"

>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"

>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"

>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
fists of fury by omg i am wtf uber November 6, 2007
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fists of fury 

a competition when you and all your major dude friends jack off till they can't possibly jack off anymore. The major dude that jacks off the most in shortest period of time wins. There are many rounds and degrees of champion. House rules apply.
My major dude friend Jonathan busted his nut for 13 rounds in less than two hours and attained the prestigous heavyweight crown(no spit allowed) in the bi-monthly fists of fury comp.
fists of fury by jeffrey effrey April 12, 2007

Fists of Fury 

1971 Bruce Lee epic motion picture about Kung-Fu and masturbation.
Bruce Lee, starring as Cheng Chao-an said to Hsiu Chen, "Beat it or I will kill you right now", thus was born Fists of Fury.
Fists of Fury by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Fists of fury 

The Fists of Fury. Best. Band. Ever. Learn more about them at www.thefistsoffury.com

their site is also a ripoff of realultimatepower.net but it's still cool.
The Fists of Fury have a hotass bass player
Fists of fury by FistLover December 5, 2003

Double Fist of Fury 

It is using both fist while masturbating or if someone is fisting you. Can be for guys and girls, but mostly girls.
I did a Double Fist of Fury on that bitch last night.

Fist of Fury 

A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.
Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
Fist of Fury by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

Fist of Fury 

It is similar to the shocker but instead of using 2 fingers and a your pinky you use 2 fist.
I gave Kale's mom the fist of fury cause she was a skanky loose ass bitch.
Fist of Fury by Twiztid0385 June 30, 2005
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