FirstChest

-Used to describe being sandwiched between two stupid, cheap, drunk or otherwise undesirable people

Reference to Monopoly's first Community Chest space between Baltic and Mediterranean (the two cheapest properties)

When sitting at a bar and you're flanked by ugly people or losers on both sides: "How the hell did I become FirstChest?"

by DanoNYC September 30, 2009

firstest

The very first, ahead of all other firsts.

She was the firstest among his all his girlfriends.

by stonewallgeorge October 15, 2020