firefang

hell incarnate. literally a demon. you either love em or hate em,no in between. catchphrase: "i'm firefang!"

"oh god,he's back"
"wha- who???-"
"them-"
"i'm firefang!"

firefang by definitelynotkingolingo December 21, 2021

Firewang 

The Firewang or firewanging it the subtle art of stealthily sneaking a fire extinguisher (any size will do, preferably a foam one) into the bedroom just before intercourse. Having said fire extinguisher hidden, but at arms reach from your partner. When the time comes casually place your loved one in the finisher (doggy or reverse cowboy preferable for espionage). Yell 'Im going to cum!'. Spin her around, extinguisher at the ready (remember to break seal if a new one) and unleash in her face. This will give you a few seconds to pull your condom off (if you are wearing one of course) manover your johnson back into your partially sighted, potentially peeved, lover and blow your load. Optional as you leave is calling back 'that's Firewang'.

'Why is he looking so pleased with himself?' '
'oh Jamie firewanged the shit out of his ex boyfriend last night'

'So I pull out the the old firewang manover last night and to my shock she was staring right back at me with her own fire extinguisher. We had a 'Firewang off'.

'Are you on the beers tonight?'
'I don't drink, I firewang.'

'Jamie has achieved the perfect firewanging week. 7 in 7 nights. He's a 'firewanimal.'
'

Firewang by (F)red bacardi breezer May 13, 2010

fireflanger 

some dude that you should SUBSCRIBE to his youtube channel because his content is (completely garbage) so great.

Dude 1: Ever heard of fireflanger?
Dude 2: No
Dude 1: Well thats quite unfortunate :(
Dude 2: Ok but have you heard about elvis pressley his stuff kinda awesome
Dude 1: TRUEEEEE

fireflanger by Unrelated to fireflanger lol September 27, 2021

Firefag 

Any annoying, condescending prick who goes out of his way to make it known that he uses Firefox for all of his web browsing needs.

Fark poster #1: OMG, that link had a very annoying pop-up ad.
Fark poster #2: LOL, n00b. I haven't seen a pop-up ad in over two years, thanks to Firefox.
Fark poster #1: STFU, Firefag.

Firefag by Johnny Skidmark December 14, 2008

Firefag 

1. (Uppercase) Mozilla Firefox, the browser of choice among furfags. Firefag has many fanboys, much like the Playstation 3, which is another over-hyped piece of shit only furfags and Canadians would like.

2. (Lowercase) Someone who uses Firefag, insisting that "it's better than IE because it has tabbed browsing" even though IE has had tabs since the introduction of IE 7, but firefags will insist "oh, they stole that from Firefox," even though Firefag stole it from Opera, which likely got the idea from AOL.
Firefags are typically smug, elitest, anime-fan type basementdwellers, just like most Mac users, and like to try to force other people use Firefag, much like how Macfags like to force people to use Macs (Professors at art college, for example). Sometimes, they will even go so far as to make their websites only work when viewed on Firefag, but that begs the question: If Firefox is so great, people would choose to use it of their own volition, so why do you have to force others to use it?

3. (Lowercase) A retard.

Firefag: "I downloaded Firefox for my Mac, eh? Then I used it to look up fursuits on eBay, ey?"

Firefag by Fuck Shit Piss April 16, 2008

firemanging

inhaling a blunt or joint roach.

when you are smoking the cheeba and its near the end it is called a roach, sometimes it slips through your fingers and you inhale it, this is called firemanging the blunt or joint.

firemanging by fuckinpornstar September 22, 2008

firefingers 

When you stick your fingers in another mans ass so far you get blood and feces on your fingers and wipe it in the mans eyes

I gave that guy a firefingers and his eyes burned for a week

firefingers by HOLKANTZ May 11, 2006