Fipturting

A sexual activity in which two corpses are placed with one on top of the other in 69 position and then jumped on, effectively causing the corpses to munt each other.

It is often done with a board placed on top of the corpses to increase the efficiency of organ-squirting.
"I'm so sorry your parents died in a car crash yesterday! Do you think there's enough of them left to use them for fipturting in a couple weeks?"
by Sportacus_Wilson March 27, 2025
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