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finger blasted 

Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.
Jason (to a friend): I just finger blasted this bitch in the stairwell!
finger blasted by Tron Jivolta June 11, 2006

finger blasted 

nilla got finger blasted in the back of richs jeep chreokee by steven

Finger Blasted 

The swift action of multiple fingers penetrating the vagina.
Andrea went to Boston to get finger blasted.
Finger Blasted by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

Steak finger blasted

An awkward attempt at third base when he still had gravy from Dairy Queen on his fingers.
Fucking Gary gave me a yeast infection after he steak finger blasted me!
Steak finger blasted by Sinetoar February 26, 2022

Finger Blaster Master 

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms
that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master
Finger Blaster Master by coleramsme January 16, 2017

Finger Blaster Master 

A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.
Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.

Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"
Finger Blaster Master by Ronaldanogo November 12, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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