Finger hat 

It’s simple, just a funny and different way to say fingernails.

Man, when I get home I really need to clip my finger hats

Finger hat by Scayr3d July 28, 2021

Finger hat

Also known as a Thimble

I used a finger hat so I wouldn't stab my finger whilst sewing

Finger hat by Small wise one November 17, 2025

Finger Hat

A crocheted hat for your finger while sewing

Always remember to put on your finger hat when sewing

Finger Hat by Small wise one November 17, 2025

New Jersey Finger Hat

When you and your lady are having a good date and things are normal, when she busts out some Bugles and puts one on the tip of your penis.

“Bro my girl is so kinky! Last night we tried a New Jersey Finger Hat and it was amazing. She even ate it afterwards!”

New Jersey Finger Hat by J0hn_D0e October 10, 2019

Finger with a hat 

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.

He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.

Finger with a hat by meowlnir July 17, 2018

Finger hats 

The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening

Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus

Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"

Finger hats by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

hate finger

Hate finger: verb. Amazingly fingering someone while hating them every second because they wont do anything else

Peter just hate fingered me so good cause I wouldn't give him a BJ!

hate finger by Aunt_sexy September 8, 2015