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Finger Chili 

Inserting your finger(s) into a vagina with the intention of soliciting a sexual response.
Question: Dude, did you get laid last night? Response: No, but I did get some Finger Chili.
Finger Chili by Ted Haggart May 1, 2009

Chili Finger 

The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.
I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.
Chili Finger by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period
Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!
Chili fingers by Chilifingers October 14, 2018

gods chili fingers

gods chili fingers is a sexual act originated in the plaza district of Oklahoma City when a limo driver stuck his fingers in a butt and licked them off. bringing to the world the act of gods chili fingers.
"man this limo driver gave me a ride home and tried to pull some gods chili fingers on me"

"no way man hope you were prepared to kick and run!"

Red Hot Chili Fingers 

When a couple fills a bathtub with a gratuitous amount of chili and then sits in it together, the dominant partner pleasing the submissive partner with their hands.
Patrick: Hey sweetheart, I’m at Wendy’s right now, do you want me to get you anything from the drive-thru?
Shannon: Yeah, get as much chili as they’ll offer. I want some Red Hot Chili Fingers from you tonight
Patrick: Oh fuck yeah.
Red Hot Chili Fingers by Pat Rhan January 1, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026