Fine Cheddar

You’d speak in tongues for someone who is this attractive, "fine cheddar" describes a man or woman who exceeds the societal average of looks, height, income, and personality. Often times it can even bring others to tears. Anyone who’s with someone who is "fine cheddar" is to be envied, “fine cheddar" men or women make excellent lovers and are the most fascinating human beings you could ever come across.
Person 1: Did you see the man on Sam’s arm?

Person 2: I DID, that man is fine cheddar, and Sam is so average.

Person 1: No for real, how’d she even end up with a guy like that.

Person 2: Beats me, but I’d love to take a bite out of that cheese.
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