Financiality

Used as a substitute for "finance related things or reasons" by me. It almost comes naturally. Especially the plural form.

"Because of/due to financial reasons"
Should be " Because of/due to financialities"

Ex:

A: Hey Dwayne, what happened with that new car you were talking about?
B: Nah bro, can't for now. Financialities you know...
A: Financiality ? Is that even a word?
B: It is now.

by Fiole Jaugée August 14, 2020

Financially raped

When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.

Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.

by JTHAO July 5, 2009

Financially Attractive

To be Attracted to someone because of there Finance

Girl he is so ugly, I know but he's so Financially Attractive.

by Coco Paris January 7, 2007

financially embarrassed

When you have no money in the bank or your wallet.

Guy Number 1: Hey dude, you want to go get something to eat?

Guy Number 2: No man, not today, I'm financially embarrassed.

Guy Number 1: That sucks dude, I hate it when I'm financially embarrassed.

by michelze April 2, 2010

Financially Sexy

Originally coined by women in the late 1980's as "Financially Attractive" when talking about an ugly guy, this new definition is now used by the "Wiser" Gentleman ( A male of approximately +35 years). A man who has probably just come off his 3rd serious relationship with a "Hot sort" ( A feamle aged 25 +/- 5 years old) since losing his virginity and has no coin left due to her Insta lifestyle requirements. The said "Wiser" gentleman has now realised that the Hot sort is not worth the time nor financial effort and is happier with someone who has a better paying career, brains and at sometimes alot older, rather than the "Hot sort" looks he has committed to in the past. Hence the male equivalent term "Financially Sexy".

20 y.o. Dave: "Bro check out 'Ol mate and his Missus! It's like looking at a Lion with a Hippo."
35 y.o. Tony: "Mate! That Hippo is the local Doc in town. I can understand why, she is definitely Financially sexy!"

by Crewy84 January 16, 2020

Financially anal fisted

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

by Karlaur September 28, 2018

financially challenged

phrase describing ones cash flow, also known as "broke as shit."

No, I ain't goin' to the bar. I'm financially challenged as fuck!

by Melvin5000 June 27, 2010