fifth grade 

The last sane year of your life.

I wish I was back in fifth grade where we only had one teacher and walked in lines in the hallway and didn't have homework.

fifth grade by Pseudonymmynoduesp February 5, 2015

fifth grade 

A group of prepubescent kids who think they are 30 because they are on top of the elementary school and curse every sentence in public or in secret (cause elementary school is full of snitches) and try to be "swaggy" and also 5th grade patrols are the worst cause they think that just because they stand in a stupid hallway telling people to walk means that they are cooler then everyone else then report people for no reason and boss others around and try to act tough and lie about doing "manly" stuff like playing rated m games and owning a gun cause they think they are all grown up and big people even though they will go to middle school only to get shitstomped by 7th and 8th graders and get beaten up. To any 5th grader going to middle school, have fun getting raped (:

Fifth grade 1: Ah Fuck i hurt my fucking leg! man fuck this stupid blacktop! my fucking knee is hurting! ah shit my asshole shit shit shit!
Fifth grader 2: Damn your cool since you are fucking cursing like that is fucking cool as shit
Fifth grader 3: I am telling the teacher

fifth grade by Helisexist January 15, 2018

Fifth Grade 

The grade before middle school when you are ten, think your twenty, if you got to a public school the kids curse publicly and frequently and listen to indie rock and call it normal, if you go to private school kids basically try to ruin your life and they always curse in private, but are snitches and tell on you for touching their laptop.
Also, they think random things are incredibly hilarious.

Public School Boy 1- F*** cheese!
Public School Boy 2- I like pie, ok you a**?

Private School Girl 1- So, what do you think of her?
Private School Girl 2- Shes mean.
1- What do you really think??
2- Well, shes kinda a B****
1- I'm telling, because we are only in fifth grade!

Fifth Grade by private school girl 22 January 8, 2010

fifth grade flatulence 

an overly pretentious way of saying "old fart"

"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"

fifth grade flatulence by dru dru July 10, 2005

Fifth grade boner 

A boner that does not let you concentrate on anything but fifth grade fantasies and does nothing but remind you of the fifth grade and confuses everyone around you

person 1:"I have a raging fifth grade boner right now"
person 2"what the fuck are you talking about??"

Fifth grade boner by Eddoooo1234 September 27, 2011

The Fifth Grade Smile For Graduation Still Holds true 

The Fifth Grade Smile For Graduation Still Holds true

The Fifth Grade Smile For Graduation Still Holds true

The Fifth Grade Smile For Graduation Still Holds true by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Fifth grader 

A group of people somehow smarter than fully grown adults

Fifth grader: What's 9 + 10?
Adult: ...

Fifth grader by anonym0u$e November 30, 2022