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fiddle with your pickle 

When one, typically a man with a penis, begins to masturbate.
This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.

Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.
Wendy: “hey, why’s Ash taking so long?”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”

fiddle with your faddle

fiddle with your middle 

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

Fiddle with my Pickle 

Touch my dick. Play with it. Tickle it. Fiddle with my penis.
Kenley: "Please daddy fiddle with my pickle"
James: "I mean if you down I would gladly."

Twiddle with your Fiddle 

John Greer will be willing to twiddle with your fiddle but perfers to twiddle with Austin Honeycutt's fiddle

fiddlewitted

An adjective for somebody who cannot comprehend what just happened; greatly surprised or confused. This term likely derives itself from the offensive stereotype that people who play or listen to fiddles, mostly country or folk artists and fans, aren't very smart. With that, it can also mean that the person this word describes is stupid.
With the awful things the speaker said, the entire audience, including ourselves, were fiddlewitted.
fiddlewitted by Bob Cooper Jr. July 17, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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