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Fibonacci Fap February 

A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day
Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"
Fibonacci Fap February by Iraqistan November 3, 2018
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Fibonacci fap February 

A challenge that is almost impossible. Each day in February, the participant has to nut in accordance to the Fibonacci numbers. On the last day, the participant must nut at a rate of 3.68 nuts per second.
You trying for destroy dick December man?
Nah. Thats for the weak. Gotta try Fibonacci fap February.

Fibonacci Fap February 

In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.

It's worse on a leap year.
Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O

Fibonacci Fap February 

Every day of February, nutting the same amount of that date on the Fibonacci Sequence. For example 1 nut on February 1st, 317811 nuts on February 28th
Juan “Are you participating in Fibonacci Fap February? There’s a total of over 300 thousand nuts!”
Fibonacci Fap February by Brady31 November 5, 2018
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