Fiarrhoea
That moment when you feel your insides turning into liquid so you sit on the shitter
And.
It’s burning?
And.
It’s burning?
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diarrhoea panic
I was on my way home from my local Indian, when all of a sudden I had a harsh case of diarrhoea panic.
diarrhoea panic by tylrh_ September 29, 2018
Fiarrhea
An agonizing type of Diarrhea that fiendishly licks and tickles the pain receptors of your anus. Most commonly the result of ingesting excessive amounts of spicy foods. Fiarrhea is at least kind enough to fire a round of warning shots, although these are probably the worst part of all. Scalding hot and rapid farts scrape and crawl out of your crack, leaving a massacre of singed ass hairs in their wake. The burning sensation clings to your nether regions long after the shit storm has passed. Wiping only intensifies the burning.
Bruce: "Your spaghetti with Frank's Red Hot is sure to give me Fiarrhea later tonight."
Mikhail: "I don't care."
Bruce: *gentle sobbing*
Mikhail: "I don't care."
Bruce: *gentle sobbing*
Fiarrhea by Papa Emeritus Jr May 20, 2016
bandwidth-diarrhoea
Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea
bandwidth-diarrhoea by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020
Fiarrhea
The act of shooting fire out of your ass during a tough diarrhea session early in the morning. This may cause a swollen asshole for many days.
Yo bro, why is your bathroom on fire?" " I think Luke had that number 7 from taco bell last night. He's got that Fiarrhea.
Fiarrhea by big dick 23 September 16, 2010
diarrhoea
diarrhoea by blackwidow_stretsfield January 12, 2017
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
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