Fiarrhoea

That moment when you feel your insides turning into liquid so you sit on the shitter
And.
It’s burning?

Jack: hey dude have you heard from James

Mark: yeah bro, he told me he’s not coming out, he has fiarrhoea

Fiarrhoea by Logzzz April 12, 2026

Fiarrhea 

(Fire-reah) Need I say more??

Much like Diarrhea but with an added bonus of what ever spicy food you ate the night before.

That thai food last night gave me Fiarrhea, oooh it burns!

Fiarrhea by dday85204 September 19, 2011

diarrhoea panic

Sudden panic caused by diarrhoea.

I was on my way home from my local Indian, when all of a sudden I had a harsh case of diarrhoea panic.

diarrhoea panic by tylrh_ September 29, 2018

Fiarrhea 

An agonizing type of Diarrhea that fiendishly licks and tickles the pain receptors of your anus. Most commonly the result of ingesting excessive amounts of spicy foods. Fiarrhea is at least kind enough to fire a round of warning shots, although these are probably the worst part of all. Scalding hot and rapid farts scrape and crawl out of your crack, leaving a massacre of singed ass hairs in their wake. The burning sensation clings to your nether regions long after the shit storm has passed. Wiping only intensifies the burning.

Bruce: "Your spaghetti with Frank's Red Hot is sure to give me Fiarrhea later tonight."
Mikhail: "I don't care."
Bruce: *gentle sobbing*

Fiarrhea by Papa Emeritus Jr May 20, 2016

bandwidth-diarrhoea 

The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters

Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea

bandwidth-diarrhoea by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

Fiarrhea 

The act of shooting fire out of your ass during a tough diarrhea session early in the morning. This may cause a swollen asshole for many days.

Yo bro, why is your bathroom on fire?" " I think Luke had that number 7 from taco bell last night. He's got that Fiarrhea.

Fiarrhea by big dick 23 September 16, 2010

diarrhoea 

Unstoppable poop torrent

'Hi Boss, I couldn't possibly come to work today. I have a bad, bad case of diarrhoea.'

diarrhoea by blackwidow_stretsfield January 12, 2017