Fettes College

One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.

Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.

Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.

Fettes College by UrbaneUrban January 27, 2020

Fettes College

A boarding school in South-Eastern Scotland. Both brilliant and shitty simultaneously.

Fettes College student 1: Jesus this fucking place sometimes
Fettes College student 2: It's okay, only 2 more years to go

Fettes College by arianemichaels August 12, 2018

Fettes College

Fettes College is an independent boarding and day school in Edinburgh, Scotland.The most expensive school in scotland, often described as the 'The Eton of the North'.

Posh Guy 1'Ohh , Darling we forgot are Rugby Ball, Will you be a dear and go fetch it for me ?

Posh Girlfriend ' Yah Darling, where is it ?

Posh Guy ' Fettes College Boarding House Room 7'

Fettes College by lha March 18, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022