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Ferret paw
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A large
hairy turd
that sits on a
toilet seat
. Looks cute at first but
smells like shit
.
My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in
the bathroom
, a big
hairy turd
on the toilet
seat.
by
FGBeezy
November 30, 2020
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