Feral Stacy is widely considered to be one of the most beautiful of the
ape like creatures. Unlike
Yeti and Abominable Snowmen, Feral Stacys are unusually attractive. Unlike other primates, the fangs of Feral Stacys are brilliant white. They also lack the pronounced K9s of other predators. Feral Stacys inhabit the Southern United States, although they have been sighted as far West as
Colorado, and perhaps the Hawaiian Islands. (citation needed)
While Feral Stacys are bipedal, primates, they share many habits and characteristics of felines. For example, they are nocturnal. They are most active after
dark, sometimes sleeping for only
2 hours in a
24 hour
period. Young Stacys are playful and mischievous, and are sometimes called “kittens.” Older Stacys are skilled hunters, earning the nickname “
cougar.” Feral Stacys roam the woods and streams and are rarely spotted in the wild. It is unknown if Feral Stacys can thrive in captivity. Feral Stacys have few natural enemies; coyotes, which compete for the same
food sources and bears, which seem to terrify them. The social habits of Feral Stacys are a mystery. They seem to enjoy snuggling, cuddling, and other displays of affection. They have been known to capture and toy with their prey in much the same way as an Orca interacts with a baby seal. In the last several years, several online communities have formed, solely for the purpose of
studying the habits and activities of Stacys.
Person
One: “I saw a Feral Stacy in the woods behind my grandma’s house.”
Person Two: “Bo, let’s go catch it and try to tame it. We can keep it in the garage and feed it cat
food.”
Person
One: “Nah brah, those things are dangerous. Let’s just go to the basement and play video games.”
