Feral Stacy is widely considered to be
one of the most beautiful of the ape like creatures. Unlike Yeti and Abominable Snowmen, Feral Stacys are unusually attractive. Unlike other primates, the fangs of Feral Stacys are brilliant white. They also lack the pronounced K9s of other predators. Feral Stacys inhabit the Southern
United States, although they have been sighted as far West as Colorado, and perhaps the
Hawaiian Islands. (citation needed)
While Feral Stacys are bipedal, primates, they share many habits and
characteristics of felines. For example, they are nocturnal. They are most active after dark, sometimes sleeping for only 2 hours in a 24 hour period. Young Stacys are playful and mischievous, and are sometimes called “kittens.” Older Stacys are skilled hunters, earning the nickname “cougar.” Feral Stacys roam the woods and streams and are rarely spotted in the wild. It is unknown if Feral Stacys can thrive in captivity. Feral Stacys have few natural enemies; coyotes, which compete for the same food sources and bears, which seem to terrify them. The social habits of Feral Stacys are a mystery. They seem to enjoy snuggling, cuddling, and other displays of affection. They have been known to capture and toy with their prey in much the same
way as an Orca interacts with a baby seal. In the last several years, several online communities have formed, solely for the purpose of studying the habits and activities of Stacys.
Person One: “I saw a Feral Stacy
in the woods behind my grandma’s house.”
Person Two: “Bo, let’s go catch it and try to tame it. We can keep it
in the garage and feed it cat food.”
Person One: “Nah brah, those things are dangerous. Let’s just go to the basement and play
video games.”
