Fema-shave Share definition Flag When a man runs out of his shaving cream and has to use female shaving cream. Man: "I had to do a fema-shave this morning, because yesterday airport security nabbed my shaving cream." Fema-shave by rymoaz April 13, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Fema-shave mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch