The best body a female can have. A female who really takes care of herself. Perfectly sculpted from her head down to her toes. Large breasts (supple and symmetrical) and a big butt (not too big but well rounded). Curvy, but not fat. Has nice legs (no cellulite). Basically a body like a coke bottle. Every part of her body has been tastefully calculated with the utmost of precision by the great lord himself. Everything is beautifully proportional and when combined with a cute face and a sexy smile this just makes for the total package!
Mike: Hey Chris, did you see Michelle walking down the hall today at school?!?!
Chris: Why no Mike, it is to my dismay I have not seen Michelle at all this fine morning. Please enlighten me.
Mike: Dude, she was wearing these tight blue jeans with this super sexy white top. Absolutely perfect body. You should have seen her... OHH MY LORD. Bro, this girl is so felumptious!!! By far the most gorgeous girl at school.
Chris: Wow Mike, that sounds so incredibly and utterly amazing I think I would have cut myself whilst squirting lemon juice into my open flesh woulds just to catch a glimpse of this beauty!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!