felis
felis by softboimocha December 5, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Felis
The name of a female human who becomes a 'girlfriend' to a would-be male human companion after meeting during an Internet dating project. The Felis convinces would-be male that she would, indeed, bring home many other female humans for sexual playtime with any would-be male companion that the Felis could call her very own if given half a chance. Using this cunning camo, the Felis incites her would-be male companion into marriage when, in fact, the Felis never did intend to actually bring home another female human as a third party for sexual play with her now hitched male companion. Oh no. This was, in fact, nothing more than 'pillow talk'.
Felis by siddNullus February 5, 2009
Felis domesticus
Felis domesticus aka the House Cat. The highest form of life on Earth. Has used hypnotic powers of cuteness to enslave Homo sapiens to provide it with food and shelter, and, most importantly, a life of total freedom and leisure.
Canis familiaris saw what great success Felis domesticus had with enslaving the Homo sapiens primates, and almost accomplished the same feat with their similar powers of hypnotic cuteness, however, for some reason, the canines, for the most part, did not end up with the same levels of freedom as their feline counterparts, making them, in our opinion, the second smartest spieces on planet Earth, followed by Homo sapiens in a distant third place.
P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.
P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.
Felis domesticus by Clueless Ann Lark, planetary researcher January 19, 2007
Felis catus Annas
Felis Catus Annas (aka: Profiterol, Hanak...) Is a species of cat that are characterized by their outstanding look and intelligence, these species are masters of seduction and getting attention from anyone they want (especially ducks).
They are known to have an alluring look in their eyes and will make you see them as the most cute thing ever. This species exists primarily in Greece, Crete. It is the most adorable mamal in the animal kingdom. It is also know to have an outstanding ability to make you wanna praise it 24/7.
They are known to have an alluring look in their eyes and will make you see them as the most cute thing ever. This species exists primarily in Greece, Crete. It is the most adorable mamal in the animal kingdom. It is also know to have an outstanding ability to make you wanna praise it 24/7.
*Felis Catus Annas exists*
- look a profiterol!
- omg this is so CUTEEE
- it's a Felis Catus Annas, ofc it is.
- look a profiterol!
- omg this is so CUTEEE
- it's a Felis Catus Annas, ofc it is.
Felis catus Annas by Adrian Papi December 12, 2021
Felis catus Annas
Felis catus Annas (aka: profiterol, Hanak...) Is a species of cat that are characterized by their outstanding look and intelligence, these species are masters of seduction and getting attention from anyone they want (especially ducks). They are so powerful to make a duck fall for them SO hard, they are the most attractive mamal known to biology. You can recognise this type of cat in a way that you will fall for them very fast, find them adorable, and unable to stop praising it.
*Felis Catus Annas exists*
- omg that cat is so C U T E-
- That's Hanak.
- it's adorable. Look how good boy he isss
- omg that cat is so C U T E-
- That's Hanak.
- it's adorable. Look how good boy he isss
Felis catus Annas by Adrian Papi December 12, 2021
Felis trainacus
This is when a cat walks really fast and smoothly like a train, with their tail raised at a ninety degree angle from their body. This act is usually used by the cat to greet someone by head butting them. It is also accompanied by a welcoming, growling meow.
Felis trainacus by MeowDihna November 14, 2011
Felish
Felish by #OliviaGrace August 29, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026