felis

cat - like ; holding feline properties

the felis male's smile was sly

by softboimocha December 5, 2020

Felis

The name of a female human who becomes a 'girlfriend' to a would-be male human companion after meeting during an Internet dating project. The Felis convinces would-be male that she would, indeed, bring home many other female humans for sexual playtime with any would-be male companion that the Felis could call her very own if given half a chance. Using this cunning camo, the Felis incites her would-be male companion into marriage when, in fact, the Felis never did intend to actually bring home another female human as a third party for sexual play with her now hitched male companion. Oh no. This was, in fact, nothing more than 'pillow talk'.

Don't you dare go near Felis...that bitch is mine!

by siddNullus February 5, 2009

Felis domesticus

Felis domesticus aka the House Cat. The highest form of life on Earth. Has used hypnotic powers of cuteness to enslave Homo sapiens to provide it with food and shelter, and, most importantly, a life of total freedom and leisure.

Canis familiaris saw what great success Felis domesticus had with enslaving the Homo sapiens primates, and almost accomplished the same feat with their similar powers of hypnotic cuteness, however, for some reason, the canines, for the most part, did not end up with the same levels of freedom as their feline counterparts, making them, in our opinion, the second smartest spieces on planet Earth, followed by Homo sapiens in a distant third place.

P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.

by Clueless Ann Lark, planetary researcher January 19, 2007

Felis catus Annas

Felis Catus Annas (aka: Profiterol, Hanak...) Is a species of cat that are characterized by their outstanding look and intelligence, these species are masters of seduction and getting attention from anyone they want (especially ducks).

They are known to have an alluring look in their eyes and will make you see them as the most cute thing ever. This species exists primarily in Greece, Crete. It is the most adorable mamal in the animal kingdom. It is also know to have an outstanding ability to make you wanna praise it 24/7.

*Felis Catus Annas exists*
- look a profiterol!
- omg this is so CUTEEE
- it's a Felis Catus Annas, ofc it is.

by Adrian Papi December 12, 2021

Felis catus Annas

Felis catus Annas (aka: profiterol, Hanak...) Is a species of cat that are characterized by their outstanding look and intelligence, these species are masters of seduction and getting attention from anyone they want (especially ducks). They are so powerful to make a duck fall for them SO hard, they are the most attractive mamal known to biology. You can recognise this type of cat in a way that you will fall for them very fast, find them adorable, and unable to stop praising it.

*Felis Catus Annas exists*
- omg that cat is so C U T E-
- That's Hanak.
- it's adorable. Look how good boy he isss

by Adrian Papi December 12, 2021

Felis trainacus

This is when a cat walks really fast and smoothly like a train, with their tail raised at a ninety degree angle from their body. This act is usually used by the cat to greet someone by head butting them. It is also accompanied by a welcoming, growling meow.

Brandi: "Dihna! Will you stop felis trainacussing!"
Sydney: "Awww, your cat is so cute!"

by MeowDihna November 14, 2011

Felish

How Grayson Dolan picks up girls when he was 15 on a dating app

Felish me your f**king snapchat user! Now!

by #OliviaGrace August 29, 2018