An person who is a bit slow. He/ has enormous eyes and can use them to shoot laser beam out of it. If you stare at them too long your eyes will start growing larger too. That is why a lot of squinty-eyed person tries to find these being to help with their squinty eyes. If you ever see one in real life you should puch his/her mom's in the tits.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!