Feeding the Ducks

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.
The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.
by ember33 July 15, 2011
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Feeding the Ducks

A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.
Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.
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Feed the ducks

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.
I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.
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Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.
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Feed the Ducks

Jacking it.

Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.
"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."
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Code word for any sort of sexual act. This includes masturbating, having sex with anyone, phone sex, cybering, etc, etc.
"I had to feed the ducks all alone."

"Will you help me feed my ducks?"

"The ducks are hungry." (would symbolize being horny)

"I think my ducks are going to die of starvation."

"Oh man, the ducks are STUFFED."
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