Definitions by Jobot

VLO 

A term meaning "Valley Locals Only" that originated around late 2003 from a group of Malibu High School freshmen in politely sarcastic response to the local "gang" MLO, or Malibu Locals Only. It is used as a joke amongst some non-Malibu residents who attend MHS.

Malibu Local: VLO? MLO, bitches! What, what! We gone drive 'round in our Range Rovers an' seriously tear up any punk-ass-tight-pants Vals who gone step they faggoty-ass shoes all up on our beaches, nigga! Hooty-hoo!

non-Malibu Local: ... Wait, what?

VLO by Jobot April 30, 2005

fragger 

Fragger, quite blatantly, means "fucker" in DC speak.

"I'm the biggest, baddest mother fraggin' bastich around!"

fragger by Jobot October 19, 2003

bastich 

Bastich, quite blatantly, means "bitch" in DC speak.

"I'm the biggest, baddest mother fraggin' bastich around!"

bastich by Jobot October 19, 2003

feeding the ducks 

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.

Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.

feeding the ducks by Jobot October 19, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzle 

For real, my friend.

Tom: Was the shizzle on the flip sizzle, wizzle?
Jerry: Fo shizzle, my nizzle.

fo shizzle my nizzle by Jobot September 6, 2003

Pragger

An annoying person that acts like something they're not or someone who pretends to know more than they do to appear "cool".

Juanito was talking about the Simpsons; saying he knew all about it, then, when I asked him about how it sucked when Homer died, he took it seriously. He doesn't even watch the show, he's such a fucking pragger.

Pragger by Jobot September 4, 2003