February 26nd is National Skip School Day. If you don't skip school on this day you have to tell you teacher word by word "Mother, I am terribly sorry for what I've done." and keep her confused for the rest of the day. It doesn't hurt anyone it's just funny so do it. Skip school this day or get embarrassed. Skip school this day = get one of your wishes granted. Go to school = get embarrassed.
Boy 1: Hey umm do you know what day it is?
Boy 2: Yeah it's February 26nd.
Boy 1: And your still going to school?
Boy2: Oh shi-
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.