Faux-O 

Faking an orgasm. Duh.

Girl thinks: He has about 5 minutes before I Faux-O his ass. I have to be at work at 8 a.m.

Faux-O by Hoppy T January 29, 2020

Faux-S.O. 

A person you spend a lot of time with, talk candidly with and do date like stuff with and while you could have a physical and/or emotional relationship, you don't.

S.O. is an abbreviation for significant other.

Even though they are of the opposite sex, they spend a lot of time together and have inside jokes, they aren't boyfriend and girlfriend, they are just faux-S.O.

Faux-S.O. by JroDC March 1, 2008

Faux Outrage 

Pretending one is offended, insulted or generally affronted by something which they really are not. The faux outrage is usually expressed publicly because it is done in the service of an agenda. Those expressing faux outrage usually labor under the delusion that no one can see through them, but most can.

The professional protesters went down to City Hall today to express their opposition to bill 1234. They were drinking coffee and playing marbles until the tv station got there, then all three of them sprung into action and began waving signs and displaying faux outrage after the camera was turned on.

Faux Outrage by arktos June 13, 2012

Faux Operator

A Faux Operator embraces all of the appeaeances of a military spec ops dude, without ever having served. They wear: 511 pants, long beards, Oakley’s, and Hats with tear away Velcro flags. They can often be found in their normal haunts, at celebrity firearms classes. They often feel that the instructor’s past bio somehow is now part of their resume.

Hey bro, I just went over to thank that secret squirrel looking dude, with the new Sig MCX rifle, for his service. You know, the guy that was talking about Mogadishu all morning. He stuttered a bit, then told me, “he had shin splints in ROTC and he couldn’t enlist.” That dude’s not a SEAL, he’s a Faux Operator; I’m gonna steal his $700.00 Aimpount and piss in his canteen later.

Faux Operator by P-Biddy January 3, 2019

friend or faux? 

Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.

She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?

friend or faux? by Monkey's Dad October 6, 2020

fauxocialite 

A social climber or someone on the margins of a perceived "elite" group. A poser or pretentious person.

"Dumb fauxocialite. Doesn't she realize everyone knows she still has one foot in the trailer park?"

fauxocialite by Laurathered March 31, 2009

fauxosexual 

a guy pretending to be gay to hook-up with girls. Usually goes to gay bars to pick up faghags.

that dude became a fauxosexual and when to the gay club to hook up with some hot fag hags last night.

fauxosexual by mrx69 February 3, 2010