Faubite Share definition Flag A teenage female usually noted as short, having boyish features, and often enjoys reading books about philosophy. A: Guys! Let's go read books on philosophy! B: Yeah! C: Wow, you guys are such faubites. Faubite by Simone de Beaulieu May 27, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Faubite mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch