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A fat motherfucker who demolishes crates of cookies in one second. While doing so he will also tell you about his day at work and how his dad died. He doesn't know how to drive because anyone else that can drive simply does it better than him. He frequently has to brb because he can't let his brother see him cry. He's also sorry for being selfish, he just found out what love feels like. He has a reindeer ass-licking fetish. He is a fat black and white horse on the second life. His nickname is Marky, be sure to address him as that.
Fatty D(Marky):*whilst eating a crate of cookies* So anyways today at work, my boss called me fat and my dad is dead.
Person who could give a shit less: Shut up you fat fuck, give me a ride home. Oh wait you can't drive because everybody does it better than you.
Fatty D(Marky): Brb can't let my brother see me cry. :(
Fatty D by Lolwutter May 2, 2011
Words you can keep

Fatty Drunksy

A fucking kid who is so dumb that he likes to jump people if they smell nice
He is a fucking twat
He also owns a massive alcoholic company he is a villain that will not rest until he farts
Daddy Liam: hey get milk
Fatty Drunksy: wish CBS zbsjsnehdh bff djsng
Fatty Drunksy by Nute Gunray May 26, 2020

Fatty Dubs 

To get some FATTTT wins in a battle royal but not really because lets be honest we are trash
"Oi Tom, Lets get some fatty dubs"

Fatty Daniel 

Fatty Daniel : a fat man to all limits . Very huge guy . One of rare kinds . Has no friends . Stupid . Annoying . Fat lard . Friendly over all . Watch out for Daniel . He will get mad if you tell him to cannit . He will sneak into your class picture .
You are being very Fatty Daniel today .
Fatty Daniel by Magicmike1642 August 25, 2016

Fatty Dubby 

so basically, this shit is when you wanna get fucked up and shit, and you only got 20 $. so you call up the nigga AJ and ask for that Fatty Dubby.

and get Toasted!
"ey yo Aj, let me get that Fatty Dubby!!"

Aj- "yee on blunts"
Fatty Dubby by Joesph Mcfadden December 12, 2010

Fatty Dump 

The ass burning dump you have to take 10 minutes before going back to work, after eating Thai Food for Lunch.
"I got to take a Fatty Dump"
Fatty Dump by Andy Fulton December 3, 2003

fatty duke 

a HUGE shit that when it comes out you think to yor self, dam, i dropped a lung.

or when you get scared and drop a brink or log.
niall: should nof seen my toilet yesteray!
tom: why?
reece: i did.
niall it was as brown as morphius! the fatty duke covered the floor!
tom:shweet, i eat that shit man!
fatty duke by theladylicker November 20, 2011
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