fatbox 

The term a person refers to when they check their email with an insane amount of new emails in their inbox.

"I logged on to Yahoo today to find myself a fatbox. It took me 2 hours to get rid of all that crap."

fatbox by fishboyultra May 23, 2008

Fatbox 

A remote control, such as for a television.

Hey gimme the fatbox, I want to change the channel.

Fatbox by crzzzz44 December 28, 2022

Fatbook

A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.

"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"

Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009

fatbotage 

a deliberate action aimed at ruining someone's attempt at dieting

In an attempt to fatbotage Stephanie, every day at work Marcy left a freshly baked pie on Stephanie's desk, even though she knew Stephanie was on Atkins or some shit like that.

fatbotage by -=THE ROOSTER=- December 8, 2012

disgusting fatbody 

A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".

"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"

disgusting fatbody by Lycomedes December 17, 2008

fatbody 

An unsightly, obese person with a propensity toward laying around and eating. Possesses a severe aversion to physical labor or exercise.

Adam: Is Ben playing basketball today? Charlie: No way, that fatbody is on his couch covered in potato chips and grease like he always is.

fatbody by Arulio January 6, 2009

fartboxed 

When one farts sufficiently in a confined space so that it becomes rather potent.

The red fiesta had been farted in so much it had become fartboxed.

fartboxed by bumboys May 6, 2016