Fatbitchery

It's a sorcery that only Fat Bitches can use.
It involves: Having Hot looking friend, convincing friends to break up with people they don't seem worthy, never using a gym, being delusional, and crushing people with their massive weight.

Fat Bitch: Are you trying to hit on me
Cashier: I asked what your order was
Fat Bitch: Oh My Gawd stawp being such a creep!
Cashier: Please shut up with your Fatbitchery

Fatbitchery by JJFROMCLAREMONT February 5, 2025

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fatbitched

verb; to avoid or ditch

Hey, you fatbitched me last night. We were supposed to play poker.

Don't fatbitch me for that ho.

fatbitched by omkrmyhobby June 25, 2009

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fat bitchery

to put it simply, it's a more specific form of the word "fuckery." in this case, referring to the fuckery of the world's obese population.

Thing 1: if i suck your dick and it tastes like honey mustard, i will marry you and have your children.

Thing 2: what the hell kind of fat bitchery is this??

fat bitchery by UndergroundHero August 14, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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