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Fat Sandwich 

A Sexual position where two people have sexual intercourse while tightly squeezed inbetween two obese men
"I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't want to have a fat sandwich"
Fat Sandwich by Penguin Sentence January 6, 2012
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fat sandwich 

The best type of sandwich in the world. Originated at Rutgers University by a college student looking for a late night snack. He took a hero roll and thew basically all types of greasy foods in it (french fries, chicken fingers, mozzerella sticks, gyro meat,) along with sauces (honey mustard, mayo, ketchup, marinarra). Comes in a large number of varities, and most have a funny name, such as the fat bitch, the fat mojo, the fat dyke, the fat night ie. If you eat 6 of these in one sitting you get to rename the sandwich.
Matt was hungry so he went to the grease trucks and got a fat sandwiches.
fat sandwich by Lando Calriddian April 26, 2006

fat sandwich 

When a fat girl sits on your face.
I was so drunk I wanted to hump that big bitch, but all she would give me was a fat sandwich.
fat sandwich by Anonymous43551274 January 5, 2008

Fat sandwich

Made a fat sandwich from slinging heroin all night. Let's get wasted and go to the strip club.
Fat sandwich by Suckmytoes_77 July 5, 2026

Fat bitch sandwich 

Aight so I was in da club one night, and I was grinding on a fat piece of lard. My Uber was 20 mins away so I was like fuck it, might as well. I make eye contact with this fat hoe, and she starts walking over to me and grinding on my ass while I grinding on da other fat bitch. Later that night we had a 3 way. True story. That’s a fat bitch sandwich right there
I had a fat bitch sandwich with those two lard buckets from da club last night
Fat bitch sandwich by KVC98 December 28, 2018

Fat mans sandwich 

It's a sandwich made of a candy bar between two ''Rice Crispies'' squares
Fuck it! I got the munchies so bad that I'm making a ''fat mans sandwich''

Fartsandwich 

When you flatulate into the palm of you're hand, close it and proceed to cover a loved one's mouth with your fart hand. Thus, asserting the fart smell onto their lips and ultimately, into their mouth.
Eugene: FARTSANDWICH!
Frederick: Oh man. not again! This one taste kind of good actually.
Fartsandwich by Fagman Joe July 26, 2010
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