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Fat Baldy

One that has had and still has a lifelong career planned out for him in the Microbyte. He has a liking for birds as well as spending his evenings playing with Pam and her five sisters while drinking numerous bottles of buckie and messing with narcotics. Also has an obsession with Claire!
Location:Microbyte (Claire is standing in sandwich queue)
Fat Baldy pokes Claire.
Fat Baldy: "Alright wee lass?"
Claire: "Yeah, I'm good thanks"
Fat Baldy: "Why don't you and your pals fire through to Livvy some weekend for a few bevvies?"
by Gastonator January 17, 2008
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Fat Baldy

aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.
Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.
by Daveee Reeeed January 17, 2009
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You fat bald bastard!

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.
(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-
by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021
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Fat Bald Sicilian

Any man, who lives of his wife, who consistently lies and abuses women online to make himself appear to be a success. Often, these types live off woman, and complain about others who are employed. They don't work, they sponge off of girls, and harass and stalk women.
That guy over there, he's a Fat Bald Sicilian type.
by Super Pseudo August 19, 2022
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FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT FAT

Heavy from TF2.
Scout: I am OWNING you, you fat bald fatty fat fat fat!
Heavy: *dies instantly*
by Inquisitive Walnut September 12, 2020
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fat bald nigga

an overweight African American (male) who is just a annoying piece of shit
person 1: yo theres this big fat bald nigga at the park

person 2: shut up you not my twizzy
by Rxzz February 7, 2023
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Fat ranga bald patch

Fat ranga bald patch: When someone is really fat (chode), and red hair (ranga) and has a bald patch (anywhere located on the head).
You're such a fat ranga bald patch.
by debusha July 13, 2010
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