Fat Baldy 

One that has had and still has a lifelong career planned out for him in the Microbyte. He has a liking for birds as well as spending his evenings playing with Pam and her five sisters while drinking numerous bottles of buckie and messing with narcotics. Also has an obsession with Claire!

Location:Microbyte (Claire is standing in sandwich queue)
Fat Baldy pokes Claire.
Fat Baldy: "Alright wee lass?"
Claire: "Yeah, I'm good thanks"
Fat Baldy: "Why don't you and your pals fire through to Livvy some weekend for a few bevvies?"

Fat Baldy by Gastonator January 17, 2008

Fat Baldy 

aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.

Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.

Fat Baldy by Daveee Reeeed January 17, 2009

You fat bald bastard! 

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

You fat bald bastard! by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021

Fat Bald Sicilian 

Any man, who lives of his wife, who consistently lies and abuses women online to make himself appear to be a success. Often, these types live off woman, and complain about others who are employed. They don't work, they sponge off of girls, and harass and stalk women.

That guy over there, he's a Fat Bald Sicilian type.

Fat Bald Sicilian by Super Pseudo August 19, 2022

FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT FAT 

Heavy from TF2.

Scout: I am OWNING you, you fat bald fatty fat fat fat!
Heavy: *dies instantly*

FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT FAT by Inquisitive Walnut September 12, 2020

fat bald nigga 

an overweight African American (male) who is just a annoying piece of shit

person 1: yo theres this big fat bald nigga at the park

person 2: shut up you not my twizzy

fat bald nigga by Rxzz February 7, 2023

Fat ranga bald patch 

Fat ranga bald patch: When someone is really fat (chode), and red hair (ranga) and has a bald patch (anywhere located on the head).

You're such a fat ranga bald patch.

Fat ranga bald patch by debusha July 13, 2010