Fastlane Candy 

(Noun)

1. (Recreational drug) A pill of ampethamin/ectasy/speed (or other drugs that are used as stimulants) taken on the way to a party or during a car trip , often expecting it to kick in when you get there.

2. (noun) A girl you pick up on the side of the road and fuck in your car on a parking by the freeway before you go back on your way. Also, the fact of having sex with a female hitchiker you picked up. Also the fact of fucking a prostitute in a hurry on your way to something.

3. (music) One fifth of the famous Belgian band Fastlane Candies

1) Dude, we should drop some fastlane candies before we go cause I'm pretty sure Steve's party's totally gonna blow if i'm not on something.

2) Steve was like three hours late at A.S.U cause he scored the hottest fastlane candy on his way to Boone. Looks like this guys sure knows how to "give you a ride"!

3) Fastlane Candies are touring everywhere this summer, I so want to catch them live in Paris!

Fastlane Candy by NeonJelly November 22, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016