Fast forward 

To overdose on drugs and go into a coma, essentially fast forwarding time

My friend is about to fast forward. He took too much nyquil.

Fast forward by Crystalization November 5, 2018

Fast Forward 

Having to skip past the boring part of a porn video to get to the good part.

I wish women would stop wearing clothes in porn videos. We always fast forward to the naked scenes anyway. Just be naked from the start!

Fast Forward by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

fast-forward 

a card game, for when you are beyond bored, that involves flipping a card over to determine different things that will happen in your life

bob: this party blows, let's play fast-forward.
okay ready, this is the next time your gonna have sex...

fast-forward by tori haas January 8, 2007

Fast-Forward 

describing something thats stupid, or of low intellegence.

" Aw man im so fast-forward i failed that open book test with a 5 out of 65. "

or

" Dude that old lady's driving is so fast-forward...she's going through stop signs, and stoping when there isnt any! "

Fast-Forward by phlipp March 11, 2008

Fast-Forward 

describing something thats stupid, or of low intellegence.

" Aw man im so fast-forward i failed that open book test with a 5 out of 65. "

or

" Dude that old lady's driving is so fast-forward...she's going through stop signs, and stoping when there isnt any! "

Fast-Forward by phlipp March 3, 2008

Fast-forward 

Used to justified saying Gay stuff
Opposite of "Pause".

A: Those nuts are huge.
B: That's Gay dude.
A: Fast-Forward.

Fast-forward by 666se7En November 12, 2020

Fast Forward Time 

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.

Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!

Fast Forward Time by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009